We're chloro-phylled with energy this week, and we emerge from the garden to discuss:

What the heck a "mulch dump" means (hint: your back won't thank you)
The challenges of getting the tech side of an ebusiness up and running
Gluten-Free Annex on Facebook and Twitter
Review: Glutino breakfast bars (listen for this week's discount on glutenfreeannex.com)
Alternative to whey protein: PlantFusion
The ultimate Games of Thrones conundrum

In our 30th episode (yeehaw!), we stave off a cold and reminisce:

The trials and tribulations of our Connecticut getaway
A few, great reasons to never gamble again in our lifetime
The joys of airport security checkpoints (hint: don't pack candles!)

But we're ecstatic to introduce our gluten-free web store, Gluten-Free Annex!
We carry all the big names, and we'll reveal a discount code in the podcast weekly.  Listen closely!

We miss a prime opportunity to trick our audience on April Fool's by discussing:
The Mister losing his aunt to the great unknown
Gearing up to visit Mystic Pizza (and a lot more in CT)
A contractor that actually does legwork for you (they do exist!)
Alien-controlled garage doors
Our official alien conversation: The Mister's freakiest movie picks
A compelling explanation for "The Greys"

Also, gearing up for a big episode 30!  A surprise will be unveiled!

With spring upon us, the duo brave the once-again-wild outdoors and discuss:
The buzzing terrors that keep Maddy from gardening
Electric mowers and their ability to confound high-powered neighbors
Playing to our strengths, yet still losing time
Thumbs up for GF Woodchuck Spring Cider
Eggs will raise cholesterol just as fruit will make you diabetic -- whatever!
A contractor we like -- home remodeling begins
An upcoming death in the family

We attempt to piece together a quality production on a Monday night (youch!) and discuss:

The birthday that never was, and never will be again
A family reality that puts healthy living in perspective
Where Maddy wants to spend the big 4-0 (hint: polydactyl cats!)
Personal training at home
Gluten-free online shopping -- arriving here very soon!

Podcast tidbit: Orange devil Sebastian wreaked havoc this week, swatting at Maddy whenever she laughed.  That's why the jokes are minimal, folks!

This week the conversation is floating on about:

Why we're not hitting the social landscape, yet
Yet another thing Maddy can't eat -- we'll call it a "moment"
A glowing endorsement for Pamela's products
Buying meat from the farm -- Maddy and The Mister Organic Seal of Approval?
The perfect Primal/Paleo snack
Gripes with poser interior designers (F bomb is dropped!)
An open invite for budding kitchen/bath designers

Our latest podcast is available for download right here or on iTunes!  Celebrate our 25th with us!
Just like the horse out front probably failed to tell you, this week we're discussing:

Maddy's top 5 gluten alternatives (and a late entry -- Pamela's GF Cornbread Mix FTW!)
The Mister's 5 primary Pandora stations (for ambient soundscape and darkwave lovers)
Our cats' crazy habits (we can't be alone with these, can we?)

We take out our frustrations after losing our recording (what are the odds?) to discuss:

Falling out of contact with family
There's no way to beat slots, is there?  We're gambling on it!
Customer reviews are full of extreme people
The phenomenon of K-Pop (15 years too late?)
Facetime is Skype for the Apple set
Maddy returns to the office, and noone's making eye contact

The duo don their finest black duds to discuss the ever-so-uplifting topic of death!
(Also, RIP Whitney Houston)

A case for being buried with the family or not
The body as a container (cars as containers for our container)
The best on-screen portrayal of "looking out" - Being John Malkovich
Our personalized wishes for post-mortem arrangements
Mohegan Sun, we're coming for your slots!

On this day of Bowl that is Super, the duo sit down to discuss:

A case for the Giants to beat the Patriots
Scared straight (toward ingredient checking)
Maddy turning into a dragon
The podcast that prosecutors will use in the future against Maddy for "slapping bitches"
The drinking game with Scorpions and Manowar
3 excellent iPhone apps - Waze, Genius Scan, and Terra Noctis

Check back mid-week as we'll be posting a poll, and tell us about the bitches you'd like to slap:

talk@maddyandmister.com